This Is Why You Never Order Custom Cakes From WalMart

October 23rd, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 347,675 times)

Funny Cakes - The Divorce CakeI’m guilty of doing last minute shopping at Walmart when birthdays or special events roll around. Although I’ve yet to order a custom cake for any sort of special event like a going away party, birthday, etc.

Some people that work here had a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving.

One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. he told them to write: “best wishes Suzanne” and underneath that write “we will miss you”. here’s the cake that was delivered:

Walmart Messes Up Cake - Funny Picture

When I read this, I about fell out of my chair. There’s a Super Target (”Super” in Arizona implies they sell groceries as well) across the street from a Super Walmart down here. They offer the same things, operate less than a quarter mile from each other, and yet both are dramatically different. Target of course is cleaner, seems to offer higher end items (though it all could just be better packaging of the same crap), and is a tad more expensive.

And then there’s Walmart, in all its glory… Most of the time it’s not a bad place to get groceries. They match anyone’s coupons, have a good selection, and if you ignore the fact that sometimes you will see flies raiding their potatoes, some of their perishable food items aren’t that bad either. But you know you’re in Walmart.

Socially it seems that certain people either “fit in” at Target, or fit better with Walmart. You’ll be more likely to see a Lexus SUV in the Target parking lot. You’ll be more likely to spot a woman with 6 children packing themselves into a 15 year old minivan at Walmart.

But that doesn’t mean Walmart is “bad”.. just means that you should be aware of where you’re shopping and that sometimes the price is right. Or in other words, you get what you pay for.

I don’t know how custom cakes stack up with Target vs Walmart.. but I know that after seeing this picture, I’ll either order my cake EARLY, or I’ll pay the extra price and go somewhere that can read, write, and interpret the English language.


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Comment by wildflower
2007-10-23 12:05:34

Walmart is better at giving haircuts than making cakes.

Comment by sat
2007-10-23 12:05:54

They give manicures and pedicures too now!

 
 
Comment by kybo
2007-10-23 12:06:53

Hahaha, this is awesome!

I wonder if they took someone from the nail salon to write on cakes for the day?

Comment by Drew
2007-10-23 21:21:18

I work in as a manicurist in a nail salon. I hold a BS in secondary education and a B.S. in physics.

Comment by zhokuai
2007-10-24 03:34:49

Well, that’s quite a lot of BS you have there.

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Comment by BS
2007-10-24 04:58:28

I’m calling BS on this one. Did you get cosmology and cosmotology mixed up?

BTW Wallyworld sucks!

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Comment by Tim
2007-10-24 07:21:21

And you can’t form a sentence, either…

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Comment by genetic lemon
2007-10-24 22:37:04

Fantastic! You’ve wasted your life, tuition, and your degrees! Do you live in a cardboard box as well?

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Comment by blaster gas
2007-10-30 17:03:16

No, it just goes to show you that it is quite worthless these days to get educated. Bubbas make way more money working blue collar jobs than I do at my degree required job.

 
 
Comment by Isabel
2007-11-29 21:02:31

We need you in the Coast Guard. Willing to serve?

Isabel

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Comment by The Money Moose
2007-10-23 12:43:52

I think I’ll stick with WalMart for the basic stuff. I doubt they can manage much more.

 
Comment by Zac
2007-10-23 12:52:39

Target is a more-than-minimum-wage retailer (part of Dayton-Hudson Corp on Minnesota) and adheres to liberal (i.e., humanistic) employer/employee relations. WalMart hires people for the cheapest wages they can pay. ‘Nuff said.

Comment by Ginnie
2007-10-23 13:00:54

That makes sense. You tend to see older people working at walmart, where as the target there seems straight out of high school.

I’ve heard some stories from the management at Target and it does sound like a decent place to work. Same goes for Costco (which from a sign I saw outside my local store starts you off at $11/hour).

 
Comment by JKfan87
2007-10-24 21:35:08

Zac…Except that you are lying, or ignorant or both. Walamrt’s average salary is HIGHER than Target. MUCH higher than minimum wage.
Hey, lying idiot..how come when they were debating on raising the minimum wage that Walmart was the ONLY big box sotre that was not REALLY against it? It is simple. Becuase hteir starting salary for almost all positions was already higher than the proposed new minimum wage. Hence, while Target and K-Mart, and all the others that had lower salaries would feel the pinch, Walmart would be unaffected.

Seriously, Zac…did you really expect that no one was going to call you on that lie? It is VERY common knowledge that Walmart pays more tha minimum wage, and pays more at each level than other stores.

Comment by Re10
2007-10-24 23:26:58

Actually, Targets salary is quite a bit higher than Walmart’s. Walmart may pay above minimum wage, but its not higher than Target. My roomate just switched from Walmart to Target based on the sole reason that their starting pay is higher.

Maybe you should get your facts straight before calling someone an idiot…

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Comment by David
2007-10-24 23:33:19

Please, please, please - Use a spelling checker when you make a rebuttal. Everything you had to say was fine - in fact, your comments were intelligent and well thought out. But, your spelling errors, part of the new chat mentality, where, as long as you can move your fingers over the keyboard, anything is fine, were not appreciated by me.

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Comment by tazz
2007-12-26 12:31:34

LOL
sore loser
it doesn’t matter if he/she spelt correctly or not

 
 
 
 
Comment by Ariel
2007-10-23 14:11:35

I one time received a credit card offer from MBNA. I already had a card with them, and they were offering me an additional one.

I asked that they also put my wife on the card. They asked for first name, I told them (let’s pretend Beth F.). They asked for last name I said: ‘the same as mine’.

I received a card for ‘Beth F. Same’.

:)

It’s not just walmart that hires robots…

 
Comment by wannabe
2007-10-23 14:14:11

Wow. If you’re going to screw up, at least spell your screw up correctly. It’s like a double-whammy. Be thankful that at least most of the words were spelled correctly. “wil mis u soozann”

 
Comment by AndyB
2007-10-23 14:47:56

Thing is, that screw-up makes life much more interesting then everything being 100% correct.

I mean, it made you laugh, didn’t it?

 
Comment by Art
2007-10-23 15:19:01

My wife wanted to get me an “erotic” cake that said “Breast Wishes”. When she opened the box at my party, I got a different cake.

Comment by Ginnie
2007-10-23 15:39:30

Art, looks like you’ll need to copy and paste that image - when I clicked on it I got the main site’s logo but a copy + paste showed me what you were getting at ;)

 
Comment by Alex de Lastname
2007-10-24 01:35:15

Man, that pic is gross for a guy to see, expecially on a cake that you will eat. Unpalatable.
Where are the breasts?

This is the url:
http://www.scumpa.com/~art/birthday00/eddie-med.jpg

 
 
Comment by Dan
2007-10-23 16:11:19

Once, a store misspelled ‘congratulations’ as ‘congradulations’. Fortunately, it was a graduation/birthday party. I assumed they were being clever, but they had no way of knowing it was a graduation party!

 
2007-10-23 17:16:09

[…] another shining example of WalMart’s quality standards, this one takes the cake. Okay, stupid pun I know but I had to throw it out there. What ever happened to actually listening […]

 
Comment by Kelly
2007-10-23 19:30:51

One can never have enough cake.

 
Comment by dbsharkeyjacoby
2007-10-23 19:46:18

Funny, though I might have to disagree with your sentiment that Wal-Mart isn’t necessarily “bad.” They’re a pretty horrible company when you get down to it.

-D

 
Comment by Topher
2007-10-23 19:52:55

I like the story about the cake for a going-away party for an old Jewish man finally making his pilgrammage to Israel. The cake read
Happy Birthday
Mazel Tov

 
Comment by MarieAntoinette
2007-10-23 20:04:09

Despite the muddle of the middle line, the writing is formed rather nicely, ne c’est pas?

Let them eat it, I say.

Comment by milo
2007-12-20 10:41:45

You mean “ce n’est pas?” or “n’est-ce pas?” If you want to sound smart, at least get it right.

 
 
Comment by K.R
2007-10-23 20:28:54

well it could be much worse, I personally would have laughed at it and thought ” hey someone has an awesome sense of humor!”

 
Comment by bb
2007-10-23 21:46:09

my aunt once worked in a bakery and recieved an order for a cake from someone with a nut allergy. the order read: “happy birthday (NO NUTS).” the cake read: “happy birthday, no nuts.”

 
Comment by Morgan
2007-10-23 23:01:52

@dbsharkeyjacoby

I wouldn’t call that evidence. I know plenty of people that work at, and love, Walmart. At the new Super Center in Cleveland, where it was ‘unwanted’ (probably by the Target shoppers in their Lexus SUVs) there were 5000 applications for 350 jobs.

Target had not hired those folks. Costco had not hired those folks. Those people made a decision to apply, and yet people love to decide FOR those people that they don’t knwo what they’re doing.

Walmart got zero incentives or tax breaks to move in. No subsidies, no eminent domain.

The people that generally make the most stink about a Walmart are those that neither need a job or lower prices. Well, congrats, I’m glad you enjoy projecting your views on everyone else.

Anyway, take it as rote that we are just as happy that certain people don’t visit Walmart as those folks are happy not to. It’s great to be free.

 
Comment by Ugly American
2007-10-23 23:25:18

I’d hit up a privately owned bakery. There are people who are in the biz because they love it, not just to make a profit. They’re almost always gonna have a better product and many of them can deliver.

And when it comes to Walmart or Target, I’d go to Costco. Even if I had to drive across town. They treat their people better and so their people treat people better. Plus, their products are a better value. (price/quality)

 
Comment by Alex de Lastname
2007-10-24 01:31:04

In the 80’s I was interested in shortwave radio so I called the South African Consulate in Toronto and asked them to send me a frequency guide and schedule.
The envelope read:

Alex Small de de Lastname

Perhaps I should have said lower case d.

 
2007-10-24 05:01:40

[…] try to avoid Wal-Mart when I can. Here is one instance in which Wal-Mart should have been avoided: This Is Why You Never Order Custom Cakes From WalMart One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. he told them to write: “best wishes […]

 
Comment by Claude
2007-10-24 18:26:04

I once received a letter ‘Dear Child Molester’ from a major magazine company. I sue them.

 
Comment by James Rog
2007-10-24 19:04:42

Gangstas shop at Walmart, rich ppl shop at Target

Comment by JKfan87
2007-10-24 21:38:14

The saddest part of your comment is that you actually believe that.

 
 
Comment by DNA
2007-10-24 21:26:52

You be a hell of a lot more worried about the trans-fat, high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavors and colors that are *in* that cake than what’s written on it.

 
Comment by JKfan87
2007-10-24 21:36:44

r supervison is partially to blame. Who the hell gives directions like that? No need to say “and underneath that”. People are busy at any store. They know where how to write. So they know that when you say something, you then continue the next set of words UNDERNEATH.

Comment by Nebulous
2007-11-28 19:18:36

Not so much on a rectangular cake, but on a round cake one must specify UNDERNEATH, so that they don’t wrap the text around the border of the cake.

And if you’re really careful, you could put all of that text on a single line.

 
 
Comment by Dave Greiman
2007-10-24 21:47:36

Oh boy, folks, you are going to really feel embarrassed here. The cake’s message is fine. It’s just the lack of a period causing confusion. Here’s how it should have been if properly punctuated:

“Best wishes Suzanne Under. Neat that we will miss you.”

;-)

 
Comment by Kurt
2007-10-24 22:30:12

This reminds me of a prank call a friend and I used to make when we were kids. Before caller ID, when you could have fun with a phone!

We would call our local Carvel, which used to be, or maybe still is a chain ice cream store. They used to run commercials on TV, for cookie puss, and the whale.

We would call the same store every Friday night, and talk to the same lady! We would ask for cakes for various occasions. Can I get cherries in the middle, the crumbes, all these details of the perfect cake or our occasion. The last question would always be, can you make it in the shape of a pu$$y? But we would use the C word.

She would curse and scream at us, and then about 30 minutes later, we would be at Carvel, eating ice cream.

 
Comment by John
2007-10-24 22:38:22

I bet you put all of that inside the “put what you want written on the cake here” BOX User Error.

 
Comment by Greg
2007-10-24 23:08:01

I’m just down the street from the Walmart/Target situation that was described. I do have to say that regardless of which parking lot you are in, people drive like maniacs. But that’s a whole different can of worms …

Funny cake, thanks for sharing.

 
Comment by Paul
2007-10-25 06:00:29

I bought a Norelco razor at Target. It had an 8 hour charge time. Norelco razors charge in 1 hour. Norelco only sells their obsolete 8 hour charge to Target. I paid approximately $90.00 for an obsolete razer at Target. You shop there, I’ll go to Walmart and I won’t buy Norelco products.

 
2007-10-25 06:33:23

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Comment by Maria
2007-10-25 08:23:43

Only Walnuts work at Walmart

 
2007-10-25 11:33:44

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2007-10-26 04:43:35

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2007-11-08 07:42:45

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Comment by Fuzz
2007-11-12 18:03:12

And this is the time we realize that Wal-mart prevents any non-executive (manager, supervisor, etc) job from obtaining a “Full-time job status” (That is 40 hours a week).

 
2007-11-17 19:59:58

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2007-11-27 23:04:14

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Comment by Isabel
2007-11-29 21:04:40

wow…wow…wow
Did a supervisor proofread that? LOL

 
Comment by Mike
2007-12-05 05:49:48

Target is getting the same way but I stopped going to Walmart when there were 35 registers but only three were open.
The other day I saw a commercial for Walmart were employees were just turning on and off the lights at the register. Not working, not taking care of customers just turning the register lights on and off. Seems about right.

Comment by Ginnie
2007-12-05 09:20:45

This is very true. I’m actually writing another Walmart related article and while the prices are right, there’s a very evident and definite trade-off with customer service.

 
 
Comment by T.Ferg
2007-12-05 09:44:46

Holy crap, could you possibly be more eletist?

 
2007-12-10 13:06:55

[…] and often two if you counted the person bagging the groceries, now many grocery stores, like Super Walmart, have gone to a turn style type bagging system where the cashier now scans AND bags. Additionally, […]

 
2008-01-18 14:47:20

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Comment by Lordvader
2008-02-28 03:52:09

In spain there isn´t Wallmart. I don´t have this problem :-)

 
2008-03-13 22:43:45

[…] Link […]

 
2008-03-17 20:23:02

[…] One more reason Wal-Mart sucks Some people that work here had a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving. […]

 
Comment by Fanatic
2008-04-17 10:16:58

Thats hilarious.One orders a cake gets nothing but tension.Thank God we don’t have wal-mart in Pakistan.Otherwise we have to see sucking thing like this one.

 
Comment by Saim Baig
2008-04-17 10:18:06

I have been looking for article like this to prove that Wal-Mart sucks.Now its proved.

 
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