7 Reasons Why Even Ugly Artificial Slaughter Is Better Than Natural Slaughter
July 9th, 2008 (Visited 150,355 times)
I love animals, I really do. However, many “animal lovers” are simply out of touch with reality. While humans may not need to eat animals to survive, to remain athletic and active, it really helps. While there are exceptions to this, they are far and few between. The reasoning is that in a vegan lifestyle, to obtain the 150 to 250 grams of protein per day that one would need to successfully build muscle (assuming a weight of between 150-250 pounds), the extra fiber and carbohydrates gained from eating foods that would provide that protein would destroy the careful ratios you’d be trying to observe. There are a couple vegan-friendly foods that provide heavy doses of protein in a serving, but not enough to reliably, affordably, and easily integrate them into a diet without growing tired of things pretty fast.
I’m not here to argue the nutritional merits of vegan lifestyles though, I’m here to bring a little dose of sanity and reality to the idea that humans are so far out of touch with nature that we’re savagely cruel to animals.
My inspiration for this rant was due to a debate that raged elsewhere, leading one commenter to say:
When predators kill they go for the throat and suffocate the animal quickly so it’s nothing like the horrific sh*t you see in the video.
Having seen my share of nature documentaries, I know this isn’t true. Animals in the wild equate to a 2 year old face-pounding a plate of spaghetti. They’re messy, unorganized, and things get ugly quickly. The introduction of human tools, like a fork and spoon or fork and knife, can greatly help make this process more efficient.
Most animals, if possible, either neutralize the threat from thrashing limbs, teeth, and claws or take an opposite approach where they are less likely to encounter said limbs. No matter how they do it - it isn’t pretty. The latter can be seen by the Komodo Dragon video further down.
After searching YouTube for a few minutes, I came up with 7 videos that show how various animals could care less about how humanely they’re killing their food. I do love animals very much, but some of the armchair hippies I run into during discussions like this need to realize that compared to these following videos… Even this terrible application of Kosher slaughter seems humane.
*** WARNING: The below videos may be considered graphic ***

Whether it’s a matter of pride, shame, or sheer curiosity, it’s safe to say I’ve seen just about on the internet. Some of the darker more horrible sides of humanities dealing with the more violent videos may have twisted my stomach a bit, made me sad at the soul level, and forced me to test how much I could truly process…


