Archive for the ‘Overheard Gems’ Category

Can You Fight A Dog? If So, Could You Expect To Win?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

We see it all over the news and media. Some new "murder dog" has savagely attacked a young child or older adult leading to massive injuries or even death. But as someone more in the middle of life with a reasonable health record, it becomes a curious question, ...

What Are Some “Secrets” At Your Workplace That Management Will Never Admit To?

Monday, September 8th, 2008

We've all been there before. Everywhere you work, there's always a few things that you realize probably don't get advertised to the public. Or a few things that are just publicly ignored altogether. A few friends and I got talking on the subject and as the conversation grew to ...

God Cannot Answer Your Prayer Or Help With Your Real Estate Loan Today – He Got Busted By The Cops!

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Separation of church and state is a very serious discussion. But some may ask, what exactly IS separation between church and state? In Florida, it appears to be about 1,000 feet. Because God was selling cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church - and the state police arrested him. Funny ...

The Most Inappropriate Yet AWESOME Advertisement To Ever Grace A News Article

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

You can't make this stuff up folks. Browsing the news, I come across a fairly typical story about a drug bust. Ok, so the woman in question stuffed her drugs into the most available orifice in order to hide it from police. Ok, so she got busted after a ...

Weapons of Mass Destruction: The Compressed Air Knife

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

While originally for underwater purposes, one can't help but think of all the gruesome ways this could be used for evil. Important to note though, that sticks, papercuts, and Elmer's Glue can also be used for evil, keep the knee-jerk-must-ban-now reactions to yourself :) Gregory Rondinone patented this device, which ...