Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Darwin: 1 Man: 0 – Teenager “Accidentally” Kills Himself Trying To Rob A House

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

You might say he had one shot.. and he blew it. I'm sure we've all met people who we're SURE would get eaten by a hippo or butchered by a walrus were it not for our global societies subsidizing stupidity. Here is a case in point: A 19-year-old man accidentally ...

Mortgage Loan Assistance Plans Fail, Foreclosures Climb 65%, Bank Seizures Double, And Now A Whole CITY Has Gone Bankrupt? I’m Feeling Pessimistic

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Welcome to 2008. Arizona and a few other states were recently declared to officially be in a recession. Candidates for presidency have been touting loan assistance programs to help people stay in houses they can't afford for even longer - just on our your dime this time instead of theirs. ...

Do People Really Think Before Hitting “Send”?

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Every now and then you come across this sort of email or bulletin and just sit there and wonder... "I wonder if they bothered to think about how that looks?" Take, for example, this instance of MySpace brilliance. Rather than beat the humor down with logical thought, I simply ...

DMX On Barack Obama – Sometimes It’s Best When You Just Focus On Stuff That You’re Good At…

Monday, March 17th, 2008

I love DMX. He always struck me as a real guy from the streets. The kind of guy that'd steal the shoes from your grandma, impregnate your girlfriend, and then go stab someone for being a bitch. All before breakfast. Not that I come from or ...

Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite? Screw That! I’m More Worried About Them Trying To Mate With Me!

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Every now and then you see, read, or hear something that just makes you completely stop and ask yourself whether or not what you just heard is true. In my case, it was this: Male bedbugs mate by piercing through the female's exoskeleton, bypassing her evolved genitalia and depositing his sperm directly ...