15 Reasons Sarah Palin Will Never Win Any Argument

October 11th, 2008 | by MG | (Visited 816,547 times)

Without getting uber political, it’s safe to say that Senator John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin for Vice President was done less for substance and more for political gain. Barack Obama did the same with Joe Biden, although perhaps to a lesser degree. It’s just the way the two party game goes.

Although one problem Palin faces that Biden never will: She’s hot. A G.I.L.F., if you will.

What should that matter, in the realm of mature political discussion you ask? Well in that realm it wouldn’t, but we live in reality and in reality we laugh at the expense of others, we’re sometimes kind of assholes, and we tend to, as a species, find even amazingly stupid stuff pretty funny.

Letting that line there help segue into the following pics… Here are a few examples of reasons why, even if Sarah Palin was actually really really smart, she’d still lose any discussion. It has to do with pee-pee jokes, sexual innuendo, and things we think but don’t say.

These pics were furiously captioned as forums around the net picked up on a recent meme with Palin after the VP debate. If you notice a trend, it’s intended :)

** Note of caution: If you consider yourself intelligent or of high moral standing, it may be best to call it a day and not go any further. This is not intelligent humor. I’m totally serious. **

Click on the thumbnails for a larger version of the image

Frosted Flakes – The Jigsaw Puzzle

Frosted Flakes - The Jigsaw Puzzle

Reverse Yo Momma?

Sarah Palin Yo Momma

Then Who Was Phone?

Sarah Palin Joe Biden Who Was Phone?

If you don’t get the “who was phone” reference – see this link

Poop Jokes

Poop Jokes


Sarah Palin - What Is A MILF/GILF?

Don’t STARE At Me!

Sarah Palin - Don’t Stare At Me Joe Biden!

Fap Fap Fap Fap

Fap Fap Fap Sarah Palin Fap

I Know You Are But What Am I?

I know You Are But What AM I?

The Clinton Stain

The Clinton Stain

Fapping: Redux

Fap Fap Joe Biden Fap

Sarah Palin’s Panties

Does Sarah Palin Wear Panties?

The Beauty Pageant

Sarah Palin Such As The Iraq

Reverse REVERSE Yo Momma?

Sarah Palin Yo Momma Jokes

Psssst… She’s Talking About Sex!

Sarah Palin Sex Stories?

But to Palin’s credit, these things can go both ways!

Barack Obama? Terrorist?!

Is Barack Obama A Terrorist?

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Comment by Nicole Price
Oct 12, 2008 10:38 AM

Hmmm not sophisticated at all, in fact definitely sophomoric, but who cares! good for a few laughs!

BTW some of the lettering was too small to read

Comment by Ginnie
Oct 12, 2008 1:08 PM

Oops, I should add a note – these are just thumbnails.. Click on the image to enlarge it :)

Comment by Akumasun
Oct 12, 2008 8:17 PM

dude than “Who was phone?!!!”

Comment by Ginnie
Oct 12, 2008 8:38 PM

Did you accidentally the whole comment?

Comment by Eva White
Oct 23, 2008 10:18 PM

Obviously u r not a fan!

Comment by Enia
Oct 17, 2012 11:12 AM

On how Palin is an ill-informed dolt: What newspapers and manizages did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world? Couric wouldn’t let go: Like what ones specifically? and Can you name a few? I don’t think her adoring fans on the Right know how tired many of the rest of us are of politicians who refuse to answer questions – especially basic simple questions. Quite frankly, given her answers, many of us (including conservatives like Cal Thomas and Kathleen Parker) are beginning to think that this governor is seriously under- and wrongly-informed. That she is in WAY over her head and not prepared to be in a role like Vice President of the US.That’s not necessarily a harsh criticism of Palin. I am a very intelligent and well-read guy and I would have a hard time answering some questions (not the what manizages do you read? one, but others). But I’m not running for veep. You ought to be pretty well-informed if in some pretty specific and wide-ranging areas if you want to convince people to vote for you for such a high office. She comes across as NOT open to answering questions and as NOT being able to answer them even if she tried.Many of us are beginning to suspect that she is anti-science, anti-transparency, anti-reason and just not especially smart. We’ve had eight years of what we perceive to be idiotic, anti-reason, anti-science, anti-transparency leadership in Bush and we want a change.


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