15 Reasons Sarah Palin Will Never Win Any Argument

October 11th, 2008 | by Ginnie | (Visited 601,301 times)

Without getting uber political, it’s safe to say that Senator John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin for Vice President was done less for substance and more for political gain. Barack Obama did the same with Joe Biden, although perhaps to a lesser degree. It’s just the way the two party game goes.

Although one problem Palin faces that Biden never will: She’s hot. A G.I.L.F., if you will.

What should that matter, in the realm of mature political discussion you ask? Well in that realm it wouldn’t, but we live in reality and in reality we laugh at the expense of others, we’re sometimes kind of assholes, and we tend to, as a species, find even amazingly stupid stuff pretty funny.

Letting that line there help segue into the following pics… Here are a few examples of reasons why, even if Sarah Palin was actually really really smart, she’d still lose any discussion. It has to do with pee-pee jokes, sexual innuendo, and things we think but don’t say.

These pics were furiously captioned as forums around the net picked up on a recent meme with Palin after the VP debate. If you notice a trend, it’s intended

** Note of caution: If you consider yourself intelligent or of high moral standing, it may be best to call it a day and not go any further. This is not intelligent humor. I’m totally serious. **

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Frosted Flakes – The Jigsaw Puzzle

Reverse Yo Momma?

Then Who Was Phone?

If you don’t get the “who was phone” reference – see this link

Poop Jokes

A MILF

Don’t STARE At Me!

Fap Fap Fap Fap

I Know You Are But What Am I?

The Clinton Stain

Fapping: Redux

Sarah Palin’s Panties

The Beauty Pageant

Reverse REVERSE Yo Momma?

Psssst… She’s Talking About Sex!

But to Palin’s credit, these things can go both ways!

Barack Obama? Terrorist?!

Tags: vice, president, joe, biden, sarah, palin