You can’t make this stuff up folks.
Browsing the news, I come across a fairly typical story about a drug bust. Ok, so the woman in question stuffed her drugs into the most available orifice in order to hide it from police. Ok, so she got busted after a full cavity search. Nothing really out of the ordinary here, right?
Then comes this quote:
Typically, authorities discover between 1/2 and 1 gram of cocaine when someone is arrested for possession of the drug. An ounce of cocaine, about 27 grams, is about the size of a golf ball, he said.
Again, you get a slight visual regarding the size of said drugs stuffed into said vagina, but nothing really jumps out as extremely interesting aside from some basic mental logistics.
But then I see this ad on the far right side:
In case you can’t make it out, here’s the text on the ad:
BORED? Sounds like you want to play some OFFICE GOLF!
With everything dynamic nowadays, they probably just matched some words with some ads they had. Nothing for cocaine arrest? How about stuffing sexual organs with illicit substances? Nothing work friendly you say? Hmm.. oh wait. GOLF! Yes, give the user a golf ad!
Specifically, something involving stuffing golf-ball sized objects into holes AT the office. Brilliant.
Some say the robot revolution is yet to come. I say they’re wrong – machines are damned well self-aware, they’re just having so much fun on the internet they haven’t had a chance to take over the world yet.