Archive for June, 2008

Darwin: 1 Man: 0 - Teenager “Accidentally” Kills Himself Trying To Rob A House

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

You might say he had one shot.. and he blew it. I'm sure we've all met people who we're SURE would get eaten by a hippo or butchered by a walrus were it not for our global societies subsidizing stupidity. Here is a case in point: A 19-year-old man accidentally ...

Weapons of Mass Destruction: The Compressed Air Knife

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

While originally for underwater purposes, one can't help but think of all the gruesome ways this could be used for evil. Important to note though, that sticks, papercuts, and Elmer's Glue can also be used for evil, keep the knee-jerk-must-ban-now reactions to yourself :) Gregory Rondinone patented this device, which ...