How To Hug A Baby - An Instructional Guide For Dogs
June 25th, 2008 | by Ginnie | (Visited 38,724 times)
Dogs have their moments. Dogs can make humans incredibly sad. Dogs can also make humans incredibly happy. Dogs can even piss us off.
But it is a FACT:
Few dogs know how to properly embrace a tiny infant. Without opposable paw-thumb-things, they are simply not well-suited for hugging babies.
I have a soft spot for canines, so I’d like to take a moment to properly show canines how to hug babies.
How To Hug A Baby
Step One: If you think you’ve spotted a baby, verify by employing classic sniffing techniques. Baby powder is a dead giveaway.
Step Two: Flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
Step Three: Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
Step Four: If a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented hug, smile, and lean in order to achieve the best photo quality.
Success!
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How adorable: Two of my favorite things in the world: kids and dogs! And the kid loves that dog you can tell!
Adorable snaps. It really quite difficult to get such cute snaps because both babies and dogs are so fickle.
And dogs can be the more adorable fatheads! Witness the silly creature trying to get at the ball any old how even if it means bending (what looks like) iron rods!