Archive for June, 2008

How To Hug A Baby - An Instructional Guide For Dogs

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Dogs have their moments. Dogs can make humans incredibly sad. Dogs can also make humans incredibly happy. Dogs can even piss us off. But it is a FACT: Few dogs know how to properly embrace a tiny infant. Without opposable paw-thumb-things, they are simply not well-suited for hugging ...

Get BackHoe, We Got A Train To Catch!

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Wow, given that these types of heavy machinery are rented, I wonder if the local CAT backhoe dealer this came from ever came across these. Moreso, I wonder if they opted for the insurance. (click the pictures for larger versions) Here are a few more in the series of events:

God Cannot Answer Your Prayer Or Help With Your Real Estate Loan Today - He Got Busted By The Cops!

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Separation of church and state is a very serious discussion. But some may ask, what exactly IS separation between church and state? In Florida, it appears to be about 1,000 feet. Because God was selling cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church - and the state police arrested him. Funny ...

O.K. Internet - You Win. This Is The Funniest Video On Earth.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Whether it's a matter of pride, shame, or sheer curiosity, it's safe to say I've seen just about on the internet. Some of the darker more horrible sides of humanities dealing with the more violent videos may have twisted my stomach a bit, made me sad at the soul ...

The Most Inappropriate Yet AWESOME Advertisement To Ever Grace A News Article

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

You can't make this stuff up folks. Browsing the news, I come across a fairly typical story about a drug bust. Ok, so the woman in question stuffed her drugs into the most available orifice in order to hide it from police. Ok, so she got busted after a ...