15 Of The Absolute WORST Tattoos Ever

December 6th, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 205,973 times)
“Dude, that is SO awesome! Just watch, I’m gonna get that tattooed!”

Famous last words.

We’ve all done it. Seen, heard, or experienced something so amazing we wanted to commemorate it for the rest of our lives. Unfortunately, some of these people obviously didn’t have the internet to help show them that some ideas are in fact, just plain stupid. There are worse, many by folks with many more tattoos or body modifications. I excluded those because unusual is a valid reason to go there. These people for the most part, seem somewhat normal. Which makes these pictures even more hilarious.

Close your eyes and put yourself in these people’s shoes and maybe you can hear somewhere in the back of your head, their reasoning for doing this or what they told their friends as they were headed off to the tattoo parlor to go get it done. Maybe you’ll just hear silence - Hey, we tried folks.

Tattoos Of Loved Ones - No, It’s Not The Thought That Counts

Rest In Peace

The only time anyone will ever tell you that it’s probably a good thing that she’s not alive anymore

In Memory Of.. Dead Wife Tattoo

Girl’s Gone Ugly

Congratulations, your daughter is now going to hate you for the rest of your life

Tattoo of daughter turned ugly

Almost.. Nah, not really.

Oh wait! You DIDN’T want her to look like a hideous cave-dwelling troll?

Daughter tattoo on chest

Words CAN Hurt

Crazy Beautiful

Maybe it was the movie that inspired this one, maybe it was just the way she felt. I wonder if she even realized why this picture is so funny?

Crazy Beautiful

Clavicle

Just in case the doctor doesn’t know where to find the collar bone.

Clavicle - Collarbone tattoo

Just Plain “Awsome”

Sometimes you just can’t afford to buy a vowel…

Totally Awesome - Superbad

Not everybody loves Raymond

There’s really nothing left to say with this one.

Everyone loves Raymond (Ray Romano) - Except this woman

It Was Cool At The Time…

Star Wars

Whoever thought there would really be an Episode 3?

Star Wars

Hulk Hogan

Pre-reality TV show.

Hulk Hogan Brother - tattoo

Ok Seriously.. What The Hell Were You Thinking?

You’re doing it wrong

If you have to write what the tattoo is.. reconsider.

Star Wars - Daughter - Courtney - Country (USA - America)

The Suicide Bomber

For the man that wants guaranteed cavity searches for life.

Suicide Bomber - Dynamite TNT Tattoo

Cat Anus

The hairy cat butthole tattoo - for the man who’s simply tired of getting laid.

Cat Butt - Tattoo of a feline anus

Mr. CooL ICE

Nope, the glasses on the back of the head still don’t make it cool.

Mr Cool Ice Tattoo

Mr Cool Ice Tattoo

Ah, Good Ol’ Minnesota

Sorry, no state is that cool. Not even Minnesota.

Minnesota - in tattoo form

The McDonald’s Tattoo

Rule #1 about tattoos - there is no way a giant McDonald’s tattoo will NOT make you look like a total child molester.

McDonald’s and Child Molesters


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11 Comments »

 
Comment by Lisa Marie Mary
2007-12-27 13:32:28

Those are seriously some scary tattoos. Work like that makes me almost reconsider ever getting one! LOL!!

 
Comment by Paul
2008-01-07 21:09:49

The Hulk Hogan back tattoo is “Joe the Super Mark” a frequent caller to the “Bubba the Love Spong show” on sirius satellite radio.

“Its, soo good”

 
2008-01-08 09:56:12

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Comment by Erin
2008-01-16 13:27:48

Holy God! And to think… I was regretting getting a pacifier to signify my daughter rather than something smaller and more simple & timeless… In retrospect, not getting my entire back covered in a fast food restaurant or misspelling an everyday word on a blatantly obvious part of my body, I didn’t do too bad. As the saying goes, “Everyone has the right to be stupid but you’ve abused the privilege.”

 
Comment by Lordvader
2008-01-29 05:25:07

I don´t like tatoos, but in certain cases look nice, these are horrible.

 
2008-02-01 03:07:52

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Comment by public disgrace
2008-02-12 20:34:32

further proof that people who get tattoos are retarded

 
2008-03-02 20:47:16

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Comment by clark
2008-03-19 11:20:31

that last guy is a fuckin crack head child molester seriously why would u get mcdonalds tattoos they r GAY

 
Comment by Eddie
2008-05-09 00:14:17

Actually, the guy with the Mc Donalds tattoo is one of the nicest, and coolest, guys I know, and it is not just a random Mc Donalds tattoo, he is mainly covered in cereal tattoos. He likes food, leave him alone.

And for as far as being bad tattoo, it is an amazing tattoo with lots of detail. The image it’s self I would never have, but to each their own.

 
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