8 Times When It’s Perfectly Acceptable To Use Profanity

November 4th, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 5,733 times)

As we grow older we try to curtail those times when the most appropriate word is four letters long and sharp enough to make someone’s face pucker. However there are those moments we all have where those conventions go right out the driver side window. Road rage after being cut off or not let into a lane, that idiot at the meeting who goes on and on making you late for that something else you had that was monumentally more important, etc.

Well fear not! There are still a few times where a swear word properly taken advantage of would be nothing less than expected. Such as these moments!

When that Threesome.. Turns into an unexpected Foursome

It’s time to remember those Bear Safety Guidelines!

When you’re forced to wonder exactly what speed those training wheels are rated for

Somehow I can’t help but think that this is NOT how you teach kids to ride a bike!

When that sandwich you’ve been thinking of all day, is ruined by someone who got there first

Just because some cultures eat mice as a delicacy, doesn’t mean it should be the mystery ingredient in your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Uh oh.. Off course.. but hey, at least you’re going to land in water!

Population explosions of meat eating animals are funny, until you’re the punchline.

Remember when that idiot in line mentioned that statistically you’re much less likely to encounter danger on an airplane in the sky than on the road?

How is it safer in an airplane again?

Maybe it’s time to start caring more about those union strikes you hear about

Wikipedia says: “A train wreck most often occurs as a result of an accident…” - Oh really?

When falling several stories to your death, is STILL better than getting caught doing who and what, you were just doing

Never underestimate the super human abilities of someone avoiding the wrath of a busted wife or husband cheating on their spouse.

When that “Totally Rad” idea suddenly materializes into a “Totally Bad” mistake

Step one of learning how to wheelie on a motocross bike? Double check the snugness of all nuts and bolts!

Got these via email and figured I’d pass them on. After all, it’s Monday! Another perfectly valid excuse to make that first word of the morning, as profane as possible