Video: Help! I’m Stuck In A Chimney!! Three Of The Best “Stuck In Chimney” Stories

September 20th, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 36,112 times)

You’re up late drinking, or you’re just stupid and suddenly the chimney looks like a completely possible entrance to the house you need to gain access to.

So what to do?

Well, if these three folks are any indication, you climb in and get stuck! Clothing Optional.

Story One: The Drunkard, The White Woman In FUBU, And The Bottles To The Face

Love hurts.. It hurts more when it’s hurled at your face by your girlfriend. And of course when love isn’t love at all, but a bottle… Or two.

A man who got wedged inside a chimney later faced a pelting with beer bottles by a woman who was upset because firefighters had to dismantle the home’s fireplace to rescue him.

A pile of debris, mixed with bricks, filled the center of the living room at 323 Monroe Ave. on Tuesday, created by firefighters in their early morning rescue attempt of a man who identified himself to WEHT-News25 as Alejandro Valencio.

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A News25 television reporter asked Valencio why he went down the home’s chimney at 3:30 in the morning.

“Because I want to feel like Santa Claus,” he answered sarcastically. “I was just drunk — I live here; she’s my girlfriend.”

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“I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die,” she said.

Story Two: “I’m Kinda Pudgy”

Mark Vaughn, stuck in a chimney, should have listened to his mother-in-law’s advice…

Story Three: Naked Man.. Stuck In A Chimney.. Drugs MAY Have Been Involved

HAYWARD, Calif. (AP) - A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother’s home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.

Police say Michael Urbano, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.

But the wire broke and Urbano fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

“We get him up, and he’s naked as a jaybird,” said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. “He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out.”

Authorities were called about 6:15 a.m. Saturday. A neighbor heard “faint, distressing” calls since about 2:30 a.m. and decided to call police.

Police say it probably wasn’t a comfortable few hours for Urbano.

“He’s not fat,” Branson said, “but he used to play football. He’s not that little.”

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