Comments on: 9 Reasons I Don’t Like Taking Dumps at Other People’s Houses http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/ A Day In A Life Of Insanity Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:15:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 By: Ginnie http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-2058 Ginnie Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:38:17 +0000 http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-2058 Hah, I'm trying to think if I haven't done that last thing before.. Hah, I’m trying to think if I haven’t done that last thing before..

]]> By: Skippo http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-2057 Skippo Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:28:24 +0000 http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-2057 The author forgot to mention the proximity issue. In many smaller apartments or homes the guest shitter is often too-near the center of activity - thus, increasing the risk that a stray, loud fart may be heard by fellow guests or the host if the BM is particularly bad. The further the bathroom is from the center of activity the easier it is to avoid the "time" factor. The time factor is the amount of time that one is to perceived to have spent in the bathroom by the other guests or host. If the bathroom is of a sufficient distance from the action there is always the option of disguising the amount of time spent in the bathroom by feigning time spent in other parts of the home or even outside. Another option available only to guys is the "toilet-seat trick." Upon concluding your dump you simply raise the seat before you walk out to indicate that you simply took a piss. This only works at a crowded party with no one really paying attention to the bathroom door. The author forgot to mention the proximity issue. In many smaller apartments or homes the guest shitter is often too-near the center of activity - thus, increasing the risk that a stray, loud fart may be heard by fellow guests or the host if the BM is particularly bad. The further the bathroom is from the center of activity the easier it is to avoid the “time” factor. The time factor is the amount of time that one is to perceived to have spent in the bathroom by the other guests or host. If the bathroom is of a sufficient distance from the action there is always the option of disguising the amount of time spent in the bathroom by feigning time spent in other parts of the home or even outside.

Another option available only to guys is the “toilet-seat trick.” Upon concluding your dump you simply raise the seat before you walk out to indicate that you simply took a piss. This only works at a crowded party with no one really paying attention to the bathroom door.

]]> By: jackphantom http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-1767 jackphantom Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:11:24 +0000 http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-1767 OMG! the toliet paper one made me laugh so hard :D OMG! the toliet paper one made me laugh so hard :D

]]> By: jackphantom http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-1766 jackphantom Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:07:00 +0000 http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-1766 the toliet paper one made me laugh sooooo hard!!! :D the toliet paper one made me laugh sooooo hard!!! :D

]]> By: Gruntwilligar http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-776 Gruntwilligar Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:02:22 +0000 http://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/9-reasons-i-dont-like-taking-dumps-at-other-peoples-houses/#comment-776 I hardly ever take a dump anyplace but home. I like to use the shower massager to rinse my sphincter clean after honkin' off a deuce. Most people would freak out if I used their shower after a good dump. I hardly ever take a dump anyplace but home. I like to use the shower massager to rinse my sphincter clean after honkin’ off a deuce. Most people would freak out if I used their shower after a good dump.

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