4 Reasons Why You Never Fire Someone Before The End Of Their Shift
September 19th, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 78,720 times)
Got this in the mail and couldn’t help but giggle at the ones I hadn’t seen before. As the wise Bobs once said in Office Space:
Peter Gibbons: You’re gonna lay off Samir and Michael?
Bob Slydell: Oh yeah, we’re gonna bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, that’s the usual deal.
Bob Porter: Standard operating procedure.
Peter Gibbons: Do they know this yet?
Bob Slydell: No. No, of course not. We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
Obviously, these people’s managers didn’t follow that advice!
The Ballpark Gardener
The Airline Worker
Department of Transportion
The Walgreens Sign Guy
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September 19th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Advice that more people should take.
September 19th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Shopped…
September 21st, 2007 at 2:52 am
These are awesome, my favorite is the football/soccer one
September 21st, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Definitely Shop’d
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:51 am
Why would you abbreviate “shopped” which is an abbreviation to begin with?
And who cares if it’s photoshopped? That’s like refusing to laugh at a joke because it’s a hypothetical situation.
“So a blonde walks into a bar, and…”
“Wait. Did this really happen? Or is this a joke.”
“Erm…a joke. Why do you ask?”
“SHOP’D!”
Furthermore, why the hell do I care so much about random comments?
Anyhow, I laughed, photoshopped or not. Nice find.
September 29th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
LOL, This comment made my day. Thanks.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:19 am
Taylor, i agree with you on the shopped comment, but it’s not funny because of the set up, which makes you believe that all of these actually took place. The fact that they didn’t doesn’t make them as funny. The website could have started “what if,” in which case it still wouldn’t even really be that funny unless it actually happened.
October 9th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
indeed fake.. one might be real tho
November 20th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Very funny love it , i borrowed one of the pictures for my blogpost thanks!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
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