30 Reasons Why Crack Addicts Should Never Be Allowed To Caption Children’s Coloring Books

September 29th, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 60,371 times)

If you haven’t been able to tell by now, I have an extremely disturbing sense of humor. But on the plus side, that means you laugh at a lot more things than you cringe at, so I assume the net benefit is positive! Never let it be said I’m not an optimist!

With that said, crack is a terrible drug that kills thousands and destroys the lives of thousands more. But the real damage is what happens between the ecstasy and the grief. If you’re truly interested in becoming offended beyond all belief (trust me, I picked the most sanitary I could find to post here), I recommend a visit to ColoringBookLand.com.

Plastic Keeps The Seats Clean

9-1-1 Is A Joke

Black Market Babies

Skin Cancer

Babies Can’t Taste Poison

Eating Homeless Children Causes Heartburn

Useless Birthdays

Don’t Feed The Children

Decisions, Decisions…

Reading = Success!

Drifters.. Nature’s Garden Soil

Bulemia Is Great!

Gone Sailing

Killing Fun

Honest Dates Are Good Dates

You Never Suspect The Normal Ones

Divorce

Fire Planning

Good Old Doctor Ted

Waiting Is The Hard Part

Sniiiiff!

Cancer Daddy

Hate Crimes

The Left Eyebrow Is The Good One

Shoot White People

Just Another Day At The Whorehouse

Doctor Boner

Cocaine Babies Are Useful Babies

Cut The Heroin

Broken Arms

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