30 Reasons Why Crack Addicts Should Never Be Allowed To Caption Children’s Coloring Books

September 29th, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 62,163 times)

CrackheadIf you haven’t been able to tell by now, I have an extremely disturbing sense of humor. But on the plus side, that means you laugh at a lot more things than you cringe at, so I assume the net benefit is positive! Never let it be said I’m not an optimist!

With that said, crack is a terrible drug that kills thousands and destroys the lives of thousands more. But the real damage is what happens between the ecstasy and the grief. If you’re truly interested in becoming offended beyond all belief (trust me, I picked the most sanitary I could find to post here), I recommend a visit to ColoringBookLand.com.

Plastic Keeps The Seats Clean

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9-1-1 Is A Joke

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Black Market Babies

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Skin Cancer

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Babies Can’t Taste Poison

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Eating Homeless Children Causes Heartburn

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Useless Birthdays

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Don’t Feed The Children

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Decisions, Decisions…

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Reading = Success!

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Drifters.. Nature’s Garden Soil

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Bulemia Is Great!

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Gone Sailing

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Killing Fun

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Honest Dates Are Good Dates

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You Never Suspect The Normal Ones

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Divorce

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Fire Planning

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Good Old Doctor Ted

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Waiting Is The Hard Part

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Sniiiiff!

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Cancer Daddy

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Hate Crimes

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The Left Eyebrow Is The Good One

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Shoot White People

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Just Another Day At The Whorehouse

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Doctor Boner

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Cocaine Babies Are Useful Babies

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Cut The Heroin

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Broken Arms

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2 Responses to “30 Reasons Why Crack Addicts Should Never Be Allowed To Caption Children’s Coloring Books”

  1. 1
    msw Says:

    Oh my god those are WRONG!

  2. 2
    Rob Says:

    Nice. These never get old.

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