30 Reasons Why Crack Addicts Should Never Be Allowed To Caption Children’s Coloring Books
September 29th, 2007 | by Ginnie | (Visited 43,129 times)
If you haven’t been able to tell by now, I have an extremely disturbing sense of humor. But on the plus side, that means you laugh at a lot more things than you cringe at, so I assume the net benefit is positive! Never let it be said I’m not an optimist!
With that said, crack is a terrible drug that kills thousands and destroys the lives of thousands more. But the real damage is what happens between the ecstasy and the grief. If you’re truly interested in becoming offended beyond all belief (trust me, I picked the most sanitary I could find to post here), I recommend a visit to ColoringBookLand.com.
Plastic Keeps The Seats Clean
9-1-1 Is A Joke
Black Market Babies
Skin Cancer
Babies Can’t Taste Poison
Eating Homeless Children Causes Heartburn
Useless Birthdays
Don’t Feed The Children
Decisions, Decisions…
Reading = Success!
Drifters.. Nature’s Garden Soil
Bulemia Is Great!
Gone Sailing
Killing Fun
Honest Dates Are Good Dates
You Never Suspect The Normal Ones
Divorce
Fire Planning
Good Old Doctor Ted
Waiting Is The Hard Part
Sniiiiff!
Cancer Daddy
Hate Crimes
The Left Eyebrow Is The Good One
Shoot White People
Just Another Day At The Whorehouse
Doctor Boner
Cocaine Babies Are Useful Babies
Cut The Heroin
Broken Arms
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Oh my god those are WRONG!
Nice. These never get old.